Texts between a Dairy Man and his wife:
MFW (6:42 am): I just passed five tractors in a row driving down Main Street. What’s going on?
DM (6:44 am): Oh yeah. It’s “drive your tractor to school day.” Totally normal.
DM (6:55 am): Carhartt sponsors it at the local high school. They do it every year.
MFW (6:57 am): What kind of a crazy place do I live in?!?